Monthly Archives: July 2011

Conquer The Universe With Sex, Drugs, and Rock And Roll (And Astrology)

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific:


HOUR ONE: Artist, author, and rock and roll legend COMMANDER CODY will discuss his new book, smoking pot, the Saturn transit that set his car on fire and kicked off his career path, and… did I mention the whole smoking pot thing?


HOUR TWO: Astrologer Maria DeSimone will discuss teaching astrology, indicators of psychic ability in the birth chart, tortellini, Tauruses, and pole dancing… among other things.



And in between: we’ll discuss the upcoming Leo New Moon and how it will affect you, your questions will be answered… call (323) 443-7252)!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…


Astrology For Life On Earth

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Welcome To My Mars Transit

TONIGHT’S SHOW:  the transits of the planet Mars, and how it affects your —

Oh screw it. I don’t have the patience for this any more. Screw it
Shut UP you idiot! people are listening!
Ha! Like ANYONE “listens”…

— moods and those of people around you. Call (323) 443-7252 if you have any questions.It should be interesting and informative fun for all!

“CONQUER THE UNIVERSE WITH ASTROLOGY”
10 PM EASTERN/7 PM PACIFIC

And if you don’t like that, do your own damned show. See how YOU like it.

Hope to see you all there! Love and Light!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
Astrology For Life On Earth

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Full Moon In Capricorn



TONIGHT: moodiness, irritability, bloating… and a Full Moon In Capricorn!

I’ll be answering your questions — call me at  at (323) 443-7252! — and discussing my mood swings with astrology Amy Herring! Oh, that and her book… “The Astrology Of The Moon”! I’ll also be addressing my Top Five List… the top five search terms that bring people to this blog!





Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!

Astrology For Life On Earth

Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Eclipse Bunker!

The Universe shouldn’t be something that “just happened to you.” Conquer it with Astrology! Fun, advice, and an entire Universe in just one show! THIS EPISODE: Can opener? Check. Shotgun? Check. Dehydrated food? Check. Okay, it’s safe to look at this year’s Big Eclipse… tomorrow… and see how it’s going to affect you!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth