Monthly Archives: April 2013

Love And Sex In The Stars: Much Facebook Love!

The intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: It’s Just us, Facebook fellows. We’re going to go through the Signs and give a personal shout-out to people we love on Facebook, and why they represent the best of their Sun Sign. Listen in: you might be mentioned!

Today at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific

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Love And Sex In The Stars: Eric Francis!

The intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: Eric Francis of Planet Waves FM… we’ll be talking about love, sex, polyamory, Monsanto, astrological research… just tune in. We’ll cover a lot of ground and it will all be fascinating!

Today at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)




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The Daily Sky: Mars Sextile Neptune

“Hey, how are ya? Damn, if you don’t mind me saying so, you folks look great today! I’m glad you could drop by — free hot dogs and balloons for the kids! Of course, what kids really love is a safe, dependable ride, am I right? And one that’s so affordable too!

Listen: I like you. That’s why I’ve got a minivan here for you I wouldn’t offer just anyone. Besides, it’s our Mars Sextile Neptune Sale! You’ve had unfilled needs and frustrations, right? Mars is here to help you plow through them! And of course, Neptune represents all your dreams and fondest wishes. Put ’em together, and you’ve got a recipe for buying this minivan! The pros in our shop did such a good job on it, you can hardly tell it was totalled TWICE! And look at the size of these cup holders!”

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Yes, you have the charm and the inspiration to get what you want to today. Just try to avoid any Buyer’s Regret.


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The Daily Sky: Lunar Eclipse In Scorpio

Lunar eclipses used to be “blood on the Moon,” but hey… that’s a bit too scary for us, isn’t it? I mean after all… isn’t the mere word “Scorpio” enough to induce chills, some days?

With Mars conjunct the Sun during this eclipse, a little blood imagery may be called for… at least in the “gets your blood pumping” sense. The Sun, Moon and Mars are aspected by Neptune for this eclipse Whatever obstacles you’ve faced lately, you’ve got an excellent chance to overcome them… and for once, faith in Your Higher Power (or however you feel about these things) can be of practical use.

If you have major placements in the first ten degrees of the Fixed Signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius), brace for impact and pray for the best, and with a little luck and skill you’ll come out ahead.

The Big Changes you need in your life are at hand. Find where 5-6 degree Taurus and Scorpio are in your birth chart, and that will be your first clue as to how to proceed.  Hey… that might be the sort of thing you’d like to contact an astrologer about!


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Love And Sex In The Stars: Michael Lutin!

The intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: The man, the myth, the astrological legend… Michael Lutin. Former astrologer with Vanity Fair magazine, current astrological guru, and all-around highly entertaining dude He’s been an entertaining and enlightening guest before, and we’ll be talking about major world events, what’s happening astrologically right now… and maybe even a bit about YOU! 

Tomorrow at 2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)


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The Daily Sky: Moon Void Of Course In Virgo, All Day Long

Today might be the day you finally decide to take bold action in your life. Maybe all your work life needs is to have all your projects listed by size rather than alphabetically. Or perhaps your love life issues can be resolved successfully if you and your partner agree to discuss your issues via sock puppets and role-playing rather than by actual conversation. Or perhaps that ongoing rumble in your intestines might be cured once and for all if you just go on a Cave Protein Diet with regular kombucha enemas.

…Or maybe you should just admit that complex issues don’t always have simple, neat, logical solutions. Either way, when the Moon is Void Of Course, permanent solutions aren’t likely to be found. So don’t sweat it: there’s always tomorrow. 


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The Daily Sky: Mercury Square Pluto

And now, a handy English-Lithuanian Translation Guide For Native English Speakers On Vacation::

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“Excuse me, but can you tell me which way to the train station?”

HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMNED TRAIN STATION?


“Can you please direct me to an affordable restaurant?”

DAMMIT I HAVEN’T EATEN ALL DAY LONG! WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THE FOOD HERE? AND DON’T SCREW ME ON THE PRICE!

“Does anyone here speak English?”

HEY! I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU! ARE YOU LISTENING? AT ALL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

“Please help me. I require assistance.”

WE COULD NUKE THIS PLACE OFF THE MAP IN AN INSTANT, PAL!

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Today’s lesson: if your message isn’t getting through, maybe turning the volume up isn’t really going to help.


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A reading (astrological consultation) can give you direction, clarity, insight… and just maybe, it can change your life! Learn more about yourself and the people around you. I’ve recently repriced my services in order to reach a wider range of people with a wider range of questions and concerns. Have a look —  if you have a lot of questions, or just one — be it about love, money, employment, health, career, family, children, moving, travel, happiness and well-being, life direction, or whatever — there’s something here for you.

ONE QUESTION: $20
(And no, that’s not just a “yes or no” answer… includes background information and timing. Can be done via e-mail or by phone, with free follow-up!)

MONTHLY FORECAST: $40
(Covers all the major transits and astrological events for a monthly period. Again, can be done via e-mail or phone, with free follow-up)

RELATIONSHIP DIAGNOSTIC: $60
Why are you and so-and-so not getting along lately? Is this the right one for me? Hey, when AM I going to meet someone, anyway? All these and more can be answered with a RELATIONSHIP DIAGNOSTIC reading. Free follow-up too! More on the Relationship Diagnostic HERE.

FULL READING: $125
An hour (or more if needed) covering everything and anything you want to know about, past present or future. By phone, with free follow-up.

THIS MONTH’S BLUE PLATE SPECIAL:

The Summer Lovin’ Astrology Special!

Whatever the state of your love life… from happy to non-existent… get not one but TWO readings from me and Aliza from Moonplutoastrology.com! Full details HERE!

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Write me and find out more!
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Love And Sex In The Stars: More with Tosha Silver!


The intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: We are honored with the return of TOSHA SILVER, author of “Outrageous Openness: Letting the Divine Take the Lead.” More amazing tales of one soul finding her way through the darkness, with a bit of an assist from various Deities and the occasional synchronicity. Tosha is always entertaining and always enlightening… and yes, just a bit outrageous too!


Today at 2 PM Eastern 11 AM Pacific


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