Monthly Archives: November 2013

The Astrology Of Thanksgiving/Hanukkah/Black Friday/Cyber Monday/Whatever

...Mom...?

…Mom…?

If you’ve noticed a certain sense of materialistic and/or food based agitation going on out there, you aren’t alone. Not only is it Thanksgivvukashopaholism Week, but Venus is opposite Jupiter for the entire stretch of time between now and early next week. Now, normally you’d expect a person with that aspect in their birth chart to be pretty sweet and pleasant and sociable, but when combined with the pressures to buy and to spend and to eat that come at this time of year, this transit could be a recipe for insanity.

So: why not fulfill your materialistic obligations towards friends and family with something a little more pleasant than fighting a crowd, less jerky than doing business with a place making its employees work on Thanksgiving, and way more awesome than a pair of socks?

Between now and Monday, I am offering my exclusive Thanksgivvukashopaholism Week Special on readings! You’ll get my BEST PRICE OF THE YEAR on a reading, PLUS a customized daily Kepler forecast, PLUS the thrill of getting a personal service that can really change your life from a guy who writes for Beliefnet, just like Deepak Chopra does sometimes! It makes a fantastic gift for yourself or for someone else… and the more you order, the better the deal gets.

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…Hey, it’s plenty better than fighting some kid over the last XBox, isn’t it?

 

Love And Sex In The Stars: Who Do You Love?

1482986_10152027985961206_938759511_nThe intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join Hilary and Matthew every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart and shine a little starlight in!

THIS EPISODE: We talk about what we love about each Sign, and the people who represent them. ALSO: a thrilling true-life tale of a Mars transits and an imperiled kitten. Yes, really.

Today at 4 PM Eastern/1 PM Pacific

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Love And Sex In The Stars: April Elliot Kent

AprilKentTHIS EPISODE: Join us as astrologer April Elliot Kent and I discuss relationships, romance, setting a wedding date with astrology, and (probably) Breaking Bad, among other things.

4 PM EASTERN, 1 PM PACIFIC

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The Daily Sky: Venus Sextile Neptune

venus neptuneVenus, as we all know, is The Goddess Of Love. She’s also good for the material comforts of life, and has a way with socializing in general. When Venus is pleasantly aspected, people tend to feel relaxed and comfortable and let their hair down a bit more than usual. Today she’s in range of a sextile with Mercury as well… making it a lovely day to communicate your fondness for someone.

And oh look… here’s a sextile from Neptune to help out! Venus and Neptune are always such good buddies: always leading with their hearts, always looking to extend beyond themselves and merge with someone else, and always so very, very… not realistic.

Watch your wallet, use protection, and have a Designated Driver lined up… and that’s just if you’re going home for a quiet evening by yourself.

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Astrology? Funny? Sure, Why Not?

I was going through my old blog files and noticed I’ve spent entirely too much time playing with Paint and putting captions on pictures. So, in order to mark today’s Jupiter Station, I’m presenting a few of them again here for your (possible) enjoyment. Feel free to share ’em around Facebook and such if you like… some of them even get bigger if you click on them! Just give me some credit when you do so, okay? Unlike the people I swiped these images from… I have feelings, dammit.

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The Daily Sky: Jupiter Turns Retrograde

...and then Bonky realized that no matter how many balloon animals he made, kids were still terrified of him...

…then Bonky realized that no matter how many balloon animals he made, kids were still terrified of him…

Today, Jupiter comes to a slow grinding halt and begins to turn backwards at 21 degrees Cancer. Just because the planet of good luck and good times has gone retrograde doesn’t mean that things will be a non-stop bummer until next Spring when it goes forward again. In fact, for much of that time Jupiter will be trine Saturn, and for many of us making the changes we want in our lives to make them happier, more prosperous places will be easier than ever! It’ll be productive! Yayyy!

Oh boy… work! Sounds like fun!

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The Daily Sky: Venus Enters Capricorn

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Venus in Capricorn knows how to save money on her wardrobe budget, yet still look good.

There comes a time when a girl’s just gotta settle down. Today, Venus enters Capricorn after her long and often reckless jaunt through Sagittarius. During that time, Sagittarius’ ruler Jupiter was in its strongest placement — Cancer, a Water Sign — so romantic impulses were pretty strong and steady despite Sag’s reputation for keeping it light and keeping it moving.

In Capricorn, Venus is ruled by Saturn… and now Saturn is in Scorpio, another Water Sign. Emotional intensities are still high in love relationships and in material matters, but now the tone shifts to more depth and intensity. If you found someone to share a good time with in the last four weeks, expect things to be a little more serious. If your money was flying out the window during that time, expect to get a handle on things… or else your financial circumstances may tighten their grip on you, instead.

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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Aries

matthew currie astrology moon in aries(In preparation for my upcoming online course entitled THE MOON AND YOU, I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. Enjoy!)

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MOON IN ARIES

You enjoy being supportive of the people you care about, and tend to think of yourself as kind of a cheerleader for them. Unfortunately, others often tend to think of you more as a drill sergeant. Your emotional nature is impulsive and dashing, and your impulses often leave you dashing around and running a few people over. You have a lot of love to give, and you’re going to give it right now. Moon in Aries is reasonably vulnerable to emotional bruising, and you probably consider this to be your greatest weakness. The best defence is a strong offence, and you often risk being strongly offensive.

Moon in Aries responds well to competitive games and sports, like boxing, football, or spouse-stealing. This placement can get depressed, but responds well to physical activity like aerobics or chasing after impossible relationships. People with this placement take fierce pride in their children and families, and can always be counted on to join in a brawl with the other parents at a Little League game. Sometimes they invest so much of their identity in their children that the kids end up being the ones who goes off to work to pay the bills while the parent stays at home and cries for candy. Despite all this, they are warm and loving people.

THE MOON IN ARIES STORY

“…And what great big teeth you have!” Red Riding Hood said to the figure under the blankets.

“All the better to EAT you with!” The Big Bad Wolf said as he sprang from the bed. Red Riding Hood quickly crammed her picnic basket into the Wolf’s mouth.

“Listen pal,” she said, “I came here for extra credit on my Senior Home Care courses. I don’t care who you are or what you think you’re doing, but you’re gonna sit down, shut up, and start knitting me a sweater.”

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Change Your Life With The Astrology Of The Moon!

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Once you get past the basics of Sun Sign Astrology, one soon learns the power of The Moon: how it affects your moods, your appetites, your needs, and how it drives your emotional life. But even once you’ve learned those things about how your Moon Sign affects your life… there’s always more!

That’s why Aliza of Moon Pluto Astrology and I are pleased to present:

THE MOON AND YOU

A Guide To Your True Self

We’ll be teaching you the basics and beyond…

-The meaning of the natal Moon in the birth chart. The Sun might be what you want, but The Moon is what you need.

-The meaning of the progressed Moon: how your emotional fulfillment needs change over time, and how you can adapt to those changes.

-Moon phases, and what they mean spiritually, symbolically, and practically.

-New Moons, Full Moons, and Eclipses: the cycles that mark the milestones in your life, and what to expect from them.

-The meaning of the Void of Course Moon — one of astrology’s most useful timing concepts, made easy to use!

-The Secrets of The Vedic Moon: the master clock of your karma.

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