Author Archives: Matthew Currie

About Matthew Currie

I am the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," and I also write a regular blog for Astrologydating.com, and occasionally show up here. Like everyone else, I am on Twitter, as "@MatthewCurrie." And I'm on Facebook. Have a look around at the stuff I have here. Among other things, you'll find my Compatibility Guides for each sign, a description of what an astrologer can do for you, and a few tidbits of humour amongst the cosmic wisdom. And if you have any questions, please send 'em... you just might get answers.

Full Moon In Virgo: This Message Is For You

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Stop. Listen. The Universe has a message for you, right now. The Full Moon in Virgo culminates tomorrow at 1:08 PM Eastern/10:08 AM Pacific, but the transmission has already begun.

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What’s coming loose in your life? What’s under pressure? What dreams are struggling to be born, and what nightmares are you trying to ignore? Is there something difficult you need to embrace? Is there a hope you’re afraid to reach for? Is there a reality you can’t keep stuffing in the closet for much longer? What does this strange signal mean?

That sound you hear in the back of your head is the opening shot of The Cardinal Grand Cross, which peaks in April… but the seeds of the Oncoming Storm have already been planted. It’s up to you what you’ll harvest from it. The tensions being caused by this Full Moon are trying to point you in the right direction, to spur you to action, to help you understand what needs to be done.

Listen. Listen now, today and tomorrow. What is The Universe whispering? Listen.

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Fight Back Against Valentine’s Day With The Astrology Love Life Repair Workshop!

bittersweets-2Even at the best of times, things never seem to work out exactly as you’d planned or hoped for, especially when there are other humans involved. Much of what an astrologer deals with is Love in one form or another… Where is it? Where did it go? Can it be fixed?

  • Do you want to understand your own personal strengths when it comes to finding and keeping the love you want?
  • Do you want to know how to maximize your Love Strengths?
  • Do you what to know how to pick the optimal timing for a first date, intimate rendezvous, or how to know when is best to let Love find you?

Starting February 14th I’ll be presenting THE ASTROLOGY OF LOVE AND COMPATIBILITY: A LOVE LIFE REPAIR WORKSHOP.

If you’re a beginner at astrology or an intermediate student (or heck, even a pro, because who’s subjective about their own love life anyway?), you’ll get all the answers you’re looking for about your love life that you’d get from a regular reading, PLUS a learning experience that will help you carry on understanding your heart (and those of others) for years to come!

You’ll get all of this in a fun, friendly, supportive and sociable Facebook-based environment: drop in whenever you like, ask as many questions as you want, and learn from both your experiences and the experiences of others! And all for LESS than the cost of a regular reading!

BONUS: Sign up TODAY and not only will you get an e-copy of my book “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” but a free three-month personalized Kepler astrological forecast!

A Reading, A Learning Experience, A Book and a Gathering… all for only $95.00 US!

PLUS: Sign up NOW and you’ll get a FREE e-copy of my book, “Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Love And Seduction By Starlight”!

If you’ve got issues with the people you love… mates, friends, children, past present or future… or haven’t found what you’re looking for yet, or want to make what you have better, or just want to get a love life in the first place… this is for YOU!

There’s limited admission, so contact me today for details, or CLICK HERE to sign up!

Buy Your Ticket To The Future You Want!

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Every day of his adult life, Fred has prayed to win the lottery. Day and night, on bended knee, he attends churches and temples and mosques and sacred groves and in a hundred different ways he implores the Divine: “Please, oh Lord, oh Maker of All Things, oh Most Holy One… please please please, I only ask one tiny little thing of you: let me win the lottery!”

Finally one day, when Fred is old and tired and has neglected things like getting a job and having relationships and building a life for himself, the clouds part and miraculously The One True God appears to him.

FRED,” the booming voice of The Divine says, “MEET ME HALF WAY. BUY A TICKET!

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Using astrology to look at the future can be like that joke. You can see upcoming transits that indicate difficulties and opportunities, but the truth is that too often we get a bit lazy with the potential prizes and worry too much about the rough spots. It’s absolutely true that Bad news gets more headlines than Good news, but that isn’t because there’s more Bad News than Good News… that’s just Human Nature.

Aliza from Moonplutoastrology.com and I would like to help you turn that around this year.

2014: IT’S YOUR YEAR will feature both individual work just for you PLUS an inside look at how astrologers use transits to predict the future.

What’s coming up in The New Year?

-Three Mercury Retrogrades… each one closely aspects Neptune. How will it affect you, your business, and how you communicate with friends and loved ones? Know what to expect, and when to avoid the worst!

-Eclipses and New Moons… points of drama and chances to regroup.

Mars in Libra for a prolonged transit. How will The God Of War in the Sign Of Relationships affect your human relations?

The Uranus-Pluto square: exact dates and how it will affect you.

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-A year’s worth of personalized transit forecasts via Kepler software, and individual chart talk with Matthew and Aliza!

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Tarot from Aliza!

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-Your 2014 year from the Vedic perspective… what does Karma hold in store for you?

It’s a reading, it’s learning in a friendly Facebook-based environment… it’s a year’s worth of wisdom and guidance. It’s all that and more for one low price!

We’ll custom-tailor your experience to your needs, your level of familiarity with astrology, and what you really want for yourself in 2014!

RESERVE YOUR PLACE TODAY $125.00 gets you everything

Course starts January 14th, but book now and get your Yearly Kepler Forecast in advance!

Write today for details on the course or on my current Special for private readings, or CLICK HERE to book NOW! Openings are limited!

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Learn Your Future, Learn Astrology, Change Your Life!

Saturn_during_EquinoxWe’ve entered that time when everyone wants to know what’s coming up in the next year, and Aliza of Moonplutoastrology.com and I have a way for you to know in advance… and more!

2014: IT’S YOUR YEAR will feature both individual work just for you PLUS an inside look at how astrologers use transits to predict the future.

What’s coming up in The New Year?

-Three Mercury Retrogrades… each one closely aspects Neptune. How will it affect you, your business, and how you communicate with friends and loved ones? Know what to expect, and when to avoid the worst!

-Eclipses and New Moons… points of drama and chances to regroup.

Mars in Libra for a prolonged transit. How will The God Of War in the Sign Of Relationships affect your human relations?

The Uranus-Pluto square: exact dates and how it will affect you.

PLUS

-A year’s worth of personalized transit forecasts via Kepler software, and individual chart talk with Matthew and Aliza!

PLUS

Tarot from Aliza!

PLUS

-Your 2014 year from the Vedic perspective… what does Karma hold in store for you?

It’s a reading, it’s learning in a friendly Facebook-based environment… it’s a year’s worth of wisdom and guidance. It’s all that and more for one low price!

RESERVE YOUR PLACE TODAY $125.00 gets you everything

Course starts January 14th, but book now and get your Yearly Kepler Forecast in advance!

Write today for details on the course or on my current Special for private readings, or CLICK HERE to book NOW! Openings are limited!

How Does An Astrology Reading Work?

How does an astrologer predict what’s coming up in the future? Play along at home and find out, as I do a reading LIVE with a volunteer and I walk you through the process step by step!

3 PM Eastern, Noon Pacific

CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER, LISTEN LIVE, OR CATCH THE PODCAST!

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The best deal of 2013 on readings has been extended… click here for details!

New Class starts January 6th — details here!

Now, here are the charts… click on ’em to make ’em bigger.

The natal chart:

 

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The Progressed Chart:

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The Tri-Wheel (Natal Chart in the center, Progressed in the middle, Current Transits on the outside):

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SPOILER ALERT! The Astrology Of 2014!

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Start taking notes… it’s going to be a busy year coming up, and we’ll go through all the major astrological events of the year!

Get your birth chart out and play along at home… I’ll be walking you through the big events coming up in the sky in the next year, and discussing how they’ll be affecting you… and if you have any specific questions, I’ll answer them if you call (347) 677-1820!

4 PM Eastern, 1 PM Pacific

CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER

CATCH THE PODCAST, OR LISTEN LIVE!

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Get A Reading, Impress Your Loved Ones, Support A Great Cause!

stand for astrologyDear Friends:

We stand at the darkest and most perilous time of the year… Holiday Shopping Season. I hereby present to you an all-in-one solution that will give you guidance and understanding, will thrill and impress your loved ones, and will also help make your world a better place.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE ASTROLOGY SOLIDARITY PACKAGE!

GET A READING!

-A full hour-long consultation with me via phone, Skype, Messenger, or e-mail (or even in person if you’re in the NYC area)!

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IMPRESS YOUR LOVED ONES!

-A half-hour (but nonetheless thorough) consultation for a friend or a loved one (or heck, even yourself!)

(Whoa, a reading from a real-life Beliefnet contributor? That’s pretty darned impressive, and lots better than those socks you gave last year!)

SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!

-A portion of the proceeds will go towards the MATTHEW CURRIE ASTROLOGICAL FOUNDATION (that’s me) Amazing Ten Dollar Challenge, designed to counter the vicious illogic and snark of the James Randi Educational Foundation!

ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $90… a discount of over 25% from the regular reading (which is still a great deal but contain less glory)!

Write today for details, or CLICK HERE to book your reading NOW!

Venus And Mars With Robert Hand!

robbie-handJoin Hilary and Matthew as they talk love, sex and relationships — and how Venus and Mars can present both challenges and opportunities that way — with master Astrologer Robert Hand!

 

4 PM EASTERN, 1 PM PACIFIC

CLICK HERE TO SET A REMINDER, LISTEN LIVE,

OR CATCH THE PODCAST!

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Death And Astrology

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Ha! EXACTLY as I predicted!

If a rapid accumulation of Facebook Shares is any indication, I seem to have hit a nerve with today’s entry of mine on Beliefnet about the death of “Fast And Furious” star Paul Walker. It’s a controversial matter for astrologers to approach, but one I’ve discussed before. For those of you who’d like to know more, here are some of my previous entries on the subject:

Michael Jackson

Isaac Hayes

Gary Coleman

Natasha Richardson

…have a look and think it over.

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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Pisces

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(I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. And keep on scrolling down for my best deal on astrological readings EVER. Enjoy!)

MOON IN PISCES

What a sweet, kind, wonderful, empathic creature you are! You are welcome in any environment and there is always room for you at a gathering, rather like Jell-O at a buffet. And usually, you end up suffering the same fate as Jell-O at a buffet: either ignored because everyone filled up on something more exciting, or swallowed whole and forgotten five minutes after the bill is paid. Being a gentle being at heart, you are unlikely to stand up for yourself in either eventuality. You are kind to a fault to everyone except perhaps yourself, which is who you usually end up blaming things on.

You have a dreamy vibe to you, and have probably experienced some form of psychic phenomena. This is a good thing, because your analytical skills probably aren’t the greatest and you need all the help you can get. Rudeness and unkindness are foreign to you, despite the fact that you are often on the receiving end of it. In a world populated entirely by people with Moon in Pisces, there would be no war or intolerance — but plenty of sedatives and antidepressants. In your relationships, you have probably given a lot more love than you’ve received, but are too nice to complain about it.

THE MOON IN PISCES STORY

“Oh, this is terrible, terrible!” Goldilocks sobbed as she laid her head down on the table and pounded her fists, making the dishes jump. “I was lost in the woods, and it wasn’t my fault, and I was so hungry… and your porridge looked so good! And I was going to leave a note apologizing! And I was going to leave money and a coupon for more porridge too!”

“And now…” she paused to blow her nose… “Now I’m going to get eaten by bears! And I love bears! They’re so cute and fuzzy, how could I not? It’s so unfair!”

“Listen, lady, I don’t know where you think you are,” The Mad Hatter said as he poured himself more tea, “but you’re obviously at the wrong party. Now shove off. All that crying is making the Dormouse wet.”

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…Hey, it’s plenty better than fighting some kid over the last XBox, isn’t it?