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The Astrology Of 2012

It’s the big scary year you were warned about… are you ready? Probably not. None of us ever really are. But here’s what to expect from the next twelve months of your future!

“Conquer The Universe With Astrology” returns!
Tonight at 8:30 PM Eastern (5:30 Pacific)

…and hey, if you’re listening live and have any questions, give me a call at (323) 443-7252!

…not yet… not yet… waaaaaaiiiit for it…

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Romance, Seduction, And Aches And Pains

On the next “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” (Thursday at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific) we’ll be covering a lot of ground, and it’s all worth the trip:

HOUR ONE: Listen to my interview with novelist Sara Humpries. The first volume of her “Amoveo” series, Unleashed, is about to hit the shelves, and is the first of a multi-part series. Does writing ability show in a birth chart? A tendency to write romantic fantasy novels? How about that childhood crush on Captain Kirk? And are bigger things coming in the next few months? Have a look at the chart below, listen to the interview, and play along!

THEN: Carrying on with the romance theme, I will be beginning a new twelve-part series…

LET’S ALL SEDUCE SOMEONE WITH ASTROLOGY!

This episode: How to seduce an Aries… man or woman… by Sun, Venus and Mars sign. Listen to this show (and the next eleven), and you’ll be The Most Dangerous Dater on your block.

HOUR TWO: I interview medical astrologer Eileen Nauman about the role of Mercury in the birth chart as it relates specifically to your physical condition. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s more proof that Astrology is probably even more awesome than you realized.

Here’s Sara’s chart… click it, it gets bigger:

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Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Three-Way Karmic Action!

On the next “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”:


FIRST: Karmic Astrologer Marguerite Manning joins me to discuss “FATHER HUNGER AND MOMMY DEAREST: ARE YOU INVOLVED IN AN UNCONSCIOUS 3-WAY?” (I swear she came up with that title). We’ll be talking about all the unconscious ways your Venus and/or Saturn placement can really screw with your love life.



THEN: Canadian recording artist Veronica Start will join us for a very specific look at how that Uranus-Pluto square has panned out in her life so far. 


AND IN BETWEEN: Your questions answered when you call in or join the Chat Room, what to expect from Mars in Leo, and the occasional sound effect.

Thursday at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

(And for those of you who like to play along at home, Here’s Veronica’s chart, with transiting planets on the outside):

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Conquer The Universe With Astrology – Now With More Scarlett Johansson!

Tonight at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific): Two hours of non-stop astrological edjucatainment!

HOUR ONE: April Elliot Kent returns to discuss her new book, why Venus in Libra may not be as much fun as advertised, and the astrology behind those nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson that leaked out.

HOUR TWO: Your questions answered… call (323) 443-7252! PLUS: whatever else I can come up with.

Sure, there are other astrologically-based things you could do this evening… but they all suck waaaay more than tonight’s show will. Guaranteed.

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Fun With Sagittarius! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Oh, Sagittarius… bouncing through life so carefree and– look out! Whew. Sometimes that easygoing carefree disregard you have for common sense can be a little… what? Ah, I see. You’ve already thought it out. Well, then, I’m sure that you can go on juggling chain saws indefinitely without harm

For the rest of you, here’s Sagittarius…

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

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"Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Returns Tonight!

No more Mercury Retrograde, no more summer vacation, no more excuses… “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” is back tonight for a new season! (Are there Blogtalkradio seasons? Why not?). Tonight Nadiya Shah will be joining us to discuss her video projects, her upcoming appearance at SOTA to discuss Mars, and more!

PLUS: Debates, void of course Moons, job plans, and why I demand to see Rick Perry’s long-form Birth Certificate.

Tonight at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific
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…And for those of you who like to play along at home, here are the charts for the Obama Jobs speech, and the GOP debate at the Reagan Library. Click on ’em… they get bigger:

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Fun With Scorpio! (Another "Conquer The Universe With Astrology" Original Video)

Oh Scorpio… so fun loving, so understanding, so willing to not take yourself seriously… I’m sorry it took me so long to put this together for you, and I know how you love it when someone teases you and denies you and then… please Scorpio, please.. just put the knife down and watch, okay?

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
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Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Medical Astrology With Eileen Nauman, And Awesomeness With Steven Forrest!

The Universe shouldn’t be something that “just happened to you.” Conquer it with Astrology! Fun, advice, and an entire Universe in just one show!

HOUR ONE: Medical Astrologer Eileen Nauman discusses weight loss and health from the perspective of your birth chart!

HOUR TWO: Legendary author and astrologer Steven Forrest!

10 PM Atlantic, 7 PM Pacific
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Astrology: Twelve Signs Of Love

Tonight on a Mercury Retrograde encore edition of “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: stuff from last December you probably missed:

HOUR ONE: “Twelve Signs Of Love”: true-life stories of love, hilarity, romance, tragedy, sex, friendship, and kitchen appliances based on my e-book, “Love Around The Zodiac.”

HOUR TWO: Also from December… my interview with legendary astrologer Michael Lutin!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific
Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
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Conquer The Universe With Jeff Jawer And Bruce Scofield!

HOUR ONE:

Q: What do “Your Astrology Guide 2011,” “Your Personal Astrology Planner 2011,” “Medical Astrology: Healing For The 21st Century,” the regular forecast in “Mountain Astrologer” magazine, and Astro*Carto*Graphy all have in common?

A: Jeff Jawer. And he’s going to be on my show tonight at 10 PM Eastern/7 PM Pacific!

Yeah, that’s one heck of a resumé. Not only that though… he’s also a great guy. We’ll be taking an in-depth look at the year ahead and how it’s going to affect you.

HOUR TWO:

I admit it: I know nothing about Mesoamerican Astrology. I’ve heard interesting things, certainly… but I freely confess my ignorance on the matter. So it’s a good thing that my guest, astrologer and author Bruce Scofield is going to be on tonight’s special Tuesday edition of the show.

Heck, long before I’d even heard of Mayan Astrology, Bruce Scofield was a master of Western Astrology. Now his practice includes both. And he’s the author of fourteen books and runs One Reed Publications, so one way or another, I’m bound to learn something from tonight’s show.

Maybe you will too… but of course, you’ll have to listen to find out.

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
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