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Conquer The Universe With Astrology: The Eclipse Bunker!

The Universe shouldn’t be something that “just happened to you.” Conquer it with Astrology! Fun, advice, and an entire Universe in just one show! THIS EPISODE: Can opener? Check. Shotgun? Check. Dehydrated food? Check. Okay, it’s safe to look at this year’s Big Eclipse… tomorrow… and see how it’s going to affect you!

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The New And Improved "Conquer The Universe With Astrology!"

On an all-new “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” tonight…

-Astrologer Claire-France Perez will discuss becoming an astrologer, the Lot Of Fortune, marketing, and dogs.

-Your questions answered! Call me on-air at (323) 443-7252!

-And we’ll discuss the effects of Wednesday’s lunar eclipse on the City Of Vancouver, The Vancouver Canucks, and in a brand new feature, we’ll answer the question… “How Is Matthew’s Ass?

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Jupiter In Taurus And A Solar Eclipse!

Today on a special Wednesday edition of “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: Jupiter enters Taurus. How will affect you in the coming year? PLUS: It’s Solar Eclipse Day! How will this affect you personally?

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Three Eclipses, No Waiting!

Three Eclipses, no waiting! June 1st, June 15th, and July first all feature some remarkable stuff. Big, interesting, potentially life-changing stuff. Listen in and find out how it will affect YOU!



…and hey, did you catch my Tuesday show with Nora Jean Stone, of the SF Astrological Society? What, you didn’t? Here it is!


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Post-Eclipse Advice: Pet The Goat

I’ve been looking at the upcoming planetary transits for the next few months. There’s the usual mix of peril and opportunity out there, but I think I’ve already drawn one important conclusion:

Capricorn: you guys are going to get stiffed in the empathy-from-others department. Again.

Yes, that eclipse wasn’t a lot of fun for any of us, but I think it’s going to be a little less fun for you than for others.

Among all the heavy-duty planets involved in the eclipse, it’s easy to overlook that Mercury has entered Cancer… your opposite sign. That means an emphasis on communications with your partner(s) in life. And on top of that eclipse energy? That (might) mean just one thing when it comes to your conversations with loved ones. So, naturally, verbally-induced disappointments are likely to be more frequent than usual for the next while.

This makes me a little sad, because I’ve always thought Capricorns were cute little things, like goats at the petting zoo. People generally agree with this assessment at first, until someone mentions bringing a goat home as a pet.

Seriously, though: I love you guys. Your just a sensitive as your opposite, Cancer, but manage to function in a dignified, orderly way… or at least you maintain the appearance of it, which is almost as good. On the inside, though? You’re as messy as the rest of us… maybe a little more, because being a Capricorn is a little like being born wearing a pinstriped suit. You have the same needs as everyone else, but based on appearances, everyone assumes you showed up knowing how to change your own diaper. Efficiently.

Come to think of it, a lot of you out there look like you’ve got it together on the outside a lot better than you do on the inside. And that of course, is why I’m here.

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My Pre-Eclipse Confession

I’ve already received a few e-mails about tomorrow’s Big Dramatic Eclipse, hitting at 4:38 AM PDT. Let me re-assure you… it isn’t going to do anything to you that the regular plain-old astrological transits weren’t setting up already. There are a lot of very good blog entries around as to the specifics, but the one thing I’d like to mention here that I don’t see mentioned so much elsewhere: I think you can feel this one brewing, more so than most. That shouldn’t be a surprise, maybe… given all the other planets involved with this one. It’s there in the gut. I could have almost told you it was happening without an ephemeris.
(And if you’re looking for a consultation about how this eclipse, and all the other sky-dramas going on out there will affect you, you can write me here. Of if you’re in the Bay Area and want to meet me in person tomorrow, read THIS.)
If you face difficult times, know that you’ll overcome them. And if any bad surprises come along, you’ll manage them. But keep in mind that sometimes an eclipse can bring sudden, dramatic… good news.
Other than that? I’m prepared.
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A Note On The Upcoming Eclipse, Delivered By Vuvuzela

Another brief break from my usual blog at The World’s Mightiest Astrology Dating Site today, to deliver a personal message about the effects of the upcoming eclipse on June 26th.
If you are familiar with the effects of a regular Full Moon on your birth chart, you know that you should look at your chart to see what houses the transiting Sun and Moon fall in at the time of the Full Moon. Then you pay attention to those department of your life in the upcoming couple of weeks or so. It’s a little reminder about those things, kind of like this:
That’s exactly how you should look at the upcoming eclipse. Nothing to worry about, right? Except of course, it’s not a friendly little honking noise like a kid riding his bike on the street.
…It’s more like that. So, you see, as long as all the other transits and progressions you’re having are peaceful and harmonious, there’s absolutely no reason to —

…worry about the dramatic long-term effects of something as mundane as an eclipse. So please, people, let’s not over-react to —
…anything difficult happening in your life right now, because honestly, an eclipse isn’t all THAT big a deal, and I’m not the least bit concerned about —
—things. I really hate the thought of anyone over-reacting to something as simple as a little old eclipse, even if Pluto, Uranus, and Jupiter are all heavily involved.
Okay, on second thought… maybe this eclipse is kinda significant.
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Career Day: Paula Abdul Leaves "American Idol" Just In Time For The Eclipse

It has been confirmed that Paula Abdul (born June 19, 1962, 2:32 PM, San Fernando California) is leaving American Idol. I wrote about Paula almost exactly a year ago, and figured that the processes that would lead to her leaving were coming to a peak in January of this year.
Although I don’t follow Paula Abdul news that closely (she’s already had her fair share of trouble with stalkers), I did find two stories of possible significance that happened in January of this year.
(Make up your own Gemini joke here, people.)
So: we have difficult times with co-workers and the potential promise of greater personal glory. And what do we see for Paula’s transits around the time of her announcement that she’s leaving?
  • Neptune and Jupiter (to a lesser extent) are trine her natal Sun while passing through her natal 5th House, and Uranus is squaring it from her Sixth House. Translation: “I feel really good about myself, except I’m not getting enough recognition at work.”
  • Her secondary progressed Sun is being conjuncted by the transiting Sun. Translation: “Look at me! Look at me!”
With all that Sun action going on, Paula’s likely feeling good about things. Of course a cynic (or an astrologer) might have warned her about letting Ego issues get in the way of making wise decisions.
Her secondary progressed Venus is rolling into the exact square with her natal Sun. Translation: “Yes, I really do feel good about myself. Maybe excessively good.”
As for today’s Lunar Eclipse in Aquarius? It’s squaring her natal Mars. Translation: “I’m going to spend the next while taking action, whether that action is well-thought-out or not.”
Don’t be surprised if in the next few days you hear some pronouncements from Paula about how everything is great. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be too surprised if he hear something fairly soon about that talk show, or some other major project that will make Paula bigger and better than ever.
Of course, I can’t help but wonder if Paula’s next major hint will be a star turn on “Celebrity Rehab.”

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Bold Astrological Prediction: Ann Coulter Will Continue To Disappoint

Assuming that Ann Coulter hasn’t lied about her date of birth (and there is plenty of reason she has, possibly for illegal purposes, I believe we are about to see the spectacular results of how nasty an eclipse can get.

Based on the assumption that the December 8/61 birth date is correct, here’s what’s hitting for Ann:

The September 11th eclipse point is squaring her Natal Sun and Mars, transiting mars is opposing the Sun/Mars conjunction, and Pluto is conjuncting the natal moon. If we had a confirmed time of birth, we could determine the house rulerships involved. Although I haven’t done a proper rectification for her chart, offhand I’m thinking she was born around 8 or 9 in the morning. Capricorn rising suits her cheekbones, and Saturn in Capricorn in the first suits her not-so-warm and fuzzy style. What’s even more interesting is that a birth around that time would put her Midheaven in Scorpio, which is traditionally ruled by Mars.

…And today her new book, If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans, hits the shelves. I have a strong suspicion that it isn’t going to sell like hotcakes as her stuff usually does.

I know what you’re thinking: I’m probably just making decisions based on silly emotional thinking. Just like a woman… particularly, a single woman, who Ann has pointed out recently can’t be trusted with something as important as voting.

Sure… I get laughed at for trying to predict the future, and Ann Coulter makes money off of trying to revive the caveman days. There just ain’t no justice…

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Sagittarius Luck: Behind The Wheel With Britney Spears

The ongoing effects on Britney Spear’s of the September 11th eclipse extend to her 12th House (legal/governmental matters)and her Third House (which rules among other things, driving and getting around).

In (I swear!) completely unrelated news from TMZ.com, Britney is following the classic “I’m feelin’ lucky!” approach to her current lack of a driver’s license. In this case, I criticise because I’m a Sagittarius, and I’ve tried this approach myself. You’d be surprised how often it works: ask any Sagittarius, like (for example) multiple-Sag George Armstrong Custer, who was such a lucky guy he could get away with ignoring his scouts whenever he was “feeling lucky.”

It’s a strategy that only failed him once. Overall, that’s pretty good odds.

In the meantime, Technorati told me to do this: Technorati Profile so I’m doing it. No sense in pushing my luck…


UPDATE: The big news today is Britney losing custody of her kids. However, according to her lawyer, this is because of the driver’s licence issue. So, as far as reasons to have the courts take your kids away, this one is pretty minor and reasonable. Or so it seems. Whew.
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