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The November Astrology Preview!

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November is going to be an incredibly busy and eventful month! Astro-Events include:
-a Solar Eclipse in SCORPIO, sign of sex, death, & rebirth!
-Venus enters cautious Capricorn (and retrogrades in December!)
-Jupiter stations at 21 degrees Cancer and also turns retrograde
-Mercury in Scorpio GOES DIRECT
-AND Neptune GOES DIRECT in early Pisces
Dizzy yet? Here’s what’s on offer:
-Thirty minutes with me (via phone, e-mail,or IM) covering your astrological effects for the month of November… or anything else you need to know more about.
-Thirty minutes of TAROT with Aliza (from MoonPlutoAstrology) which covers any and all of the ground that astrology alone might not catch. (Aliza will add include her own Astrological insights for a modest fee, upon request.)
-A customized one-month Kepler forecast detailing the transits you need to know about.
-A personalized listing of Void Of Course Moon dates and times for your time zone. Know when to start new projects, making important decisions…and know when to avoid them for maximum effectiveness!
It’s two astrologers/intuitives for the price of one… plus the extras! You get the whole package for only $125.00!
Click here to write for more details, or HERE to take advantage of this offer now. Either way… it’s your future!

The Daily Sky: Mercury Square Pluto

And now, a handy English-Lithuanian Translation Guide For Native English Speakers On Vacation::

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“Excuse me, but can you tell me which way to the train station?”

HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMNED TRAIN STATION?


“Can you please direct me to an affordable restaurant?”

DAMMIT I HAVEN’T EATEN ALL DAY LONG! WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THE FOOD HERE? AND DON’T SCREW ME ON THE PRICE!

“Does anyone here speak English?”

HEY! I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU! ARE YOU LISTENING? AT ALL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

“Please help me. I require assistance.”

WE COULD NUKE THIS PLACE OFF THE MAP IN AN INSTANT, PAL!

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Today’s lesson: if your message isn’t getting through, maybe turning the volume up isn’t really going to help.


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About Readings

A reading (astrological consultation) can give you direction, clarity, insight… and just maybe, it can change your life! Learn more about yourself and the people around you. I’ve recently repriced my services in order to reach a wider range of people with a wider range of questions and concerns. Have a look —  if you have a lot of questions, or just one — be it about love, money, employment, health, career, family, children, moving, travel, happiness and well-being, life direction, or whatever — there’s something here for you.

ONE QUESTION: $20
(And no, that’s not just a “yes or no” answer… includes background information and timing. Can be done via e-mail or by phone, with free follow-up!)

MONTHLY FORECAST: $40
(Covers all the major transits and astrological events for a monthly period. Again, can be done via e-mail or phone, with free follow-up)

RELATIONSHIP DIAGNOSTIC: $60
Why are you and so-and-so not getting along lately? Is this the right one for me? Hey, when AM I going to meet someone, anyway? All these and more can be answered with a RELATIONSHIP DIAGNOSTIC reading. Free follow-up too! More on the Relationship Diagnostic HERE.

FULL READING: $125
An hour (or more if needed) covering everything and anything you want to know about, past present or future. By phone, with free follow-up.

THIS MONTH’S BLUE PLATE SPECIAL:

The Summer Lovin’ Astrology Special!

Whatever the state of your love life… from happy to non-existent… get not one but TWO readings from me and Aliza from Moonplutoastrology.com! Full details HERE!

$90.00
Write me and find out more!
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The Daily Sky: Venus Enters Taurus

One day the most beautiful woman any of the regulars at Sully’s Bar had ever seen walked in off the street and sat down for a drink. She smiled demurely at each of them as she caught the regulars one by one, staring at her. She was radiant. The multicolored lighting from the broken jukebox lit the highlights in her hair. It was if a UFO had landed and deposited an ancient fertility Goddess at Sully’s Bar for a Heineken, and to deliver the promise of Eternal Love.

The men all sat there, mesmerized. The each reveled in their own private fantasies… not merely sexual, but more. Somehow this incredible dame carried with her the promise of more. A happy life. A family. Love and acceptance and warmth and home-cooked meals and holding hands and laughing together over small things and epic bouts of love-making.

In fact, they all sat there dreaming of their new lives with their new love until May 9th, when she smiled and left. Afterwards, much sadness and regret ensued.

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Venus in Taurus is powerful… but you have to DO something with it!

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Conquer Your Week With Astrology – May 9-13, 2011

Give me five minutes of your time… I’ll give you a work week’s worth of forecast!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer The Week With Astrology – April 4-8, 2011

There aren’t a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres’ one of them: my new feature, “Conquer Your Week With Astrology”… my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It’s five days in five minutes, covering the astro-mood for the week ahead, and is a natural compliment to my Weekend Romance Forecast at Astrologydating.com.

THIS WEEK: My… what big Void Of Course Moons you have, Grandma…

Please have a listen… and then get back to work. Neptune is in Pisces now, and everyone else at the office will likely be having a nap.

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer Your Week With Astrology – March 28th-April 1, 2011

There aren’t a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres’ one of them: my new feature, “Conquer Your Week With Astrology”… my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It’s five days in five minutes, covering the astro-mood for the week ahead, and is a natural compliment to my Weekend Romance Forecast at Astrologydating.com.

Please have a listen… and then get back to work. Mercury is almost retrograde now, and you need to get everything done that you can before your computer crashes.

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer The Universe: Your 2011 Forecast TONIGHT!

It’s the time of year when everyone is scrambling to pay bills, buy presents, and keep up with obligations to friends and family. One important detail can get lost in all that activity: there’s a whole new year coming up.

TONIGHT: Your 2011 forecast by sign, plus your questions answered! Big stuff happening in the sky next year… make sure you know when to take advantage of good conditions, and be warned when the tough stuff hits.

The companion e-book is HERE, for only five dollars… and you can use it all year long.

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Astrology Dating’s Weekend Romance Horoscope: July 2-4, 2010

The Jupiter-Uranus conjunction… squared by Pluto in Capricorn… is still making a lot of things exciting for a lot of people. You might find that excitement shifting towards the romantic… Venus is Leo is rolling into opposition to Neptune, and that can make for a lot of romantic feelings. Boy, it sure is a good thing no one’s going to be out drinking and partying this weekend, and putting themselves in a position to make poor love life choices. Oh, wait. Happy Fourth of July!



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Astrology Dating’s Weekend Romance Horoscope: June 25-27, 2010

Early Saturday morning is the eclipse, with the Moon in early Capricorn. Moon in Capricorn may not have a reputation for being the most romantic of placements, but it knows how to make the most of a messy situation. The romantic outlook for this weekend may not be all that straightforward, but there are lots of emotions floating around that you could make some use of. Or at least there are plenty of arrows to duck, whether from Cupid or elsewhere.



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