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The Astrology Double Header!

For those of you who caught my show yesterday and wondered… “is he too sick to ever do another Blogtalkradio show again?”, here’s your answer:

Join me tonight at 4 PM Pacific when I appear with Marguerite Manning as we discuss the Aries in your birth chart!

…and then stay on Blogtalkradio at 5 PM Pacific for my usual gig on the always entertaining Caribbean Radio Show!

Now: someone get me orange juice and chicken soup, will you?

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

St. Patrick’s Day, A Supermoon — The Bar Is Open!

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” — well, you know… we could discuss the upcoming Supermoon, we could discuss the role of karma in astrology, we could answer your questions if you call (323) 443-7252… or my guest Marguerite Manning (author of “Cosmic Karma”) and I could just open the bar, act like it’s Sait Patrick’s Day, and get rowdy for an hour. Tune in at 10 PM Eastern (7 PM Pacific) and find out which way it turns out.

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Ten Things An Astrologer Can Do For You

Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”… a lot of people are “into astrology” but don’t know the range of things it can do for them. So, here are some examples I’ll be discussing:

1. Make your hair grow better!
2. Get you pregnant!
3. Plan your vacation!
4. Get you a raise!
5. Get you out of your rut!
6. Get you a date!
7. Explain stuff to your mate!
8. Help find your keys!
9. Help you budget!
10. Help you find your soul mate!

That, and as usual I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

The Shocking Uranus-Ram

1928: Uranus enters Aries. The world’s old orders are falling apart…and new orders begin to assert themselves. Some people are making a fortune… and others struggle for basic labor rights.

2011: Uranus enters Aries again, and… well, take a look around, will ya?

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: Uranus enters Aries, and I’ll be discussing the long-term implications for all twelve Signs. That, I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Mars Make Hulk Angry!

Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: yes, even though today is International Women’s Day (I sorta covered that on yesterday’s show), today we are talking about possibly the most “male” of planets… Mars. We’ll be looking at your Mars placement by sign, checking out which aspects make your Mars run better (or scarier). Oh, and apparently Mars has something or other to do with sex. We might get into that too. You never know. Plus, as usual… I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!

4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific)

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Astrology And Gender Roles

Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: The Sun and Moon are the traditional rulers of “gender role” in the birth chart. Society’s rules have changed. Has astrology?

Today at  2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)

Plus, as usual… I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!




Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

The Astrology Of Charlie Sheen, Part II: More Tiger Blood And Adonis DNA

On Tuesday, we discussed the fascinating and weird world of Charlie Sheen and his birth chart, from goddesses to career to drugs. Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” at 1 PM Eastern (10 AM Pacific), I’ll be going even further into Charlie’s chart (if you missed part one, the archive and the chart are both HERE). Plus, as usual… I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252! It’ll be revealing, educational, and chock full of Adonis DNA… with more on “the goddesses” and the astrological transits that push a person over the edge from “jerk” to “guy who shoots his girlfriend while high.”

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Let’s Get Married (But I Should Ask My Astrologer First)

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: my guest will be April Elliiot Kent of Big Sky Astrology! She’s a regular contributor to Llewellyn’s “Moon Sign” books, and the author of “Star Guide To Weddings.” So naturally, we’ll be discussing the upcoming New Moon, and the fascinating world of Electional Astrology (especially when it comes to committed relationships). And we’ll also get around to answering your questions live from either the Chat Room or if you call (323) 443-7252!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Let’s Learn Astrology With Charlie Sheen!

Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: I’ll not only be answering your questions (as usual) when you call (323) 443-7252… but I’ll also look at the chart of the best-known celebrity train wreck du jour… Charlie Sheen. If you know a little about astrology and have always wondered “what the heck does he mean by ‘transits” anyway?” this will be your chance to play along at home. I’ll be describing major life events from Charlie’s career, the times he’s gone off the rails, and not only telling you astrologically why these things happened… but showing you as well. It’s astrology, it’s educational, it’s scandalous!

4 PM Eastern (1 PM Pacific)

And, here’s the chart… keep it open in a separate window while the show is on. Click on it… it gets bigger!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
Astrology For Life On Earth

Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Saturn

Hear that grinding noise? Odds are good that’s transiting Saturn working its steamroller magic on you somehow. Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” I’ll be looking at Saturn: what it does, what it’s sending your way, and when to duck. Listen LIVE at 3 PM Eastern (Noon Pacific),

Listening live? Got questions? Call me at (323) 443-7252!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
Astrology For Life On Earth