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Make Your Love Life Better With Astrology!

aaaaaaloveProbably the single most vexing issue people come to an astrologer with is the business of love and relationships. Once we have our own house sorted out in life (and usually well before that point) we start looking for others to share it with… a mate, friends, even children and pets.

And often, there is a lack of that love we’re looking for, or we’ve found it and it isn’t what we had hoped, or we don’t know where to look for it, or we suspect it could be better, or something just plain ain’t right.

Fear not: help is on the way!

Starting October 2nd, I will be offering

THE ASTROLOGY OF LOVE AND COMPATIBILITY: A LOVE LIFE REPAIR WORKSHOP

This will be a month-long Facebook-based class for beginners or intermediate students, presented in association with my NEW BLOG at Beliefnet.com (details to come!) that combines:

-Everything you’d expect from a reading about your love life and relationships

-An astrology class where you can move beyond the basics, and see how Astrology really works…. compatibility, Venus and Mars, the Fifth and Eighth Houses, Composite Charts, and more!

-A fun and informative group discussion

-The empowerment to get what you want out of your relationships

-Self-understanding

…all in a format where you can drop in at any time, participate whenever you like, and learn and ask questions as much as you want!

I really think this is the best way I’ve found yet to both do readings and teach astrology, all on an informal schedule that works FOR you, and WITH you… AND the best deal on Astrology you’ll find.. all for LESS THAN the cost of just a reading!

A Reading, A Teacher, A Book and a Gathering… all for only $120.00 US!

PLUS: Sign up NOW and you’ll get a FREE e-copy of my book, “Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Love And Seduction By Starlight”!

If you’ve got issues with the people you love… mates, friends, children, past present or future… or haven’t found what you’re looking for yet, this is for YOU!

There’s limited admission, so contact me today for details, or CLICK HERE to sign up!

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Oh, and speaking of “love and compatibility”…

Get More Bounce With Jupiter!

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Sometimes, the Universe offers us an opportunity to “get ahead of the ball” — to see ahead to plan better things for ourselves and our loved ones, and to foresee how painful and difficult situations can be repaired or set aside.

In the next ten months, you’re getting an opportunity like that.

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In Astrology, Jupiter is the generous giant that brings good times and a sense that The Universe is on your side. Of course, like anything else in life, it’s not always that simple.
Jupiter gives us the sense our worlds are operating within a certain philosophical framework — it’s the rulebook that keeps everything running in an orderly manner. It’s the referee who (more often than not) makes the call in our favor.

 

Saturn has an unfortunate reputation for being the planet that brings pain and frustration… and I admit, sometimes that reputation is justified. It’s all fine and well to talk about “growth experiences” and “life lessons,” but those things aren’t always very happy or comfortable while they are actually happening.

The two biggest planets in our Solar System have two very different effects on our lives. But what if those two planets actually joined forces and worked together for a common cause? Imagine the changes that could happen in your life!

That’s what’s happening over the next ten months, as Jupiter rolls through Cancer (the Sign of its “exaltation” — where it is strongest) and Saturn moves through Scorpio. In early November, Jupiter performs a “station”… when from our perspective on Earth, it grinds to a halt and becomes more powerful, then rolls backwards until March 2014, then moves forward again to reach the point where it stopped and turned by June. During that entire time, it will be aspected by Saturn in a trine — arguably the most agreeable, useful, and smoothly functioning of the aspects.

How will this affect you? Better yet… how can you work with those energies to get maximum results? These questions are why I’m presenting…

THE JUPITER BOUNCE:
A Year Of Astrological Power

…a special reading covering the period from now until next September in which I’ll help you outline what’s going on in your life, what can be fixed, and what can be made better, and how and when The Universe is giving you the green light to GO!

Book a reading with me for only $100.00 for the full consultation!… less than the price of a regular full reading. This is a limited-time offer… because everything in the world (and in the Zodiac) keeps moving. Don’t be left behind!

Write me for more information or
CLICK HERE NOW to book a reading!

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"In The Stars": New Astrology (And Maybe Your Soul Mate) For Free!

Hi again everyone. Just dropping by to update you on things….

First of all, “Conquer The Universe With Astrology” will be back on Blogtalkradio in future… but not until I’ve revealed The Next Big Thing. All I’m saying right now is that it’s Big, it’s Next, and it’ll be worth the wait. In the meantime, there’s probably plenty you missed, so click here and have a listen!

Second: Looking for my new stuff? It’s all in Astrologydating.com’s brand new weekly newsletter, “In The Stars.” Click here to sign up absolutely free! 

THIS WEEK: 

The Moon’s Nodes And Your Karmic Loop

The June 19th New Moon: This Moon, It’s Personal

The Weekend Romance Forecast

And hey… have a look at the rest of the site too. Your soul mate may be kicking around in the back there, somewhere…

Finally: Do I still send out Free Stuff to anyone who e-mails me? Write me and find out!

And now, here’s Whiplash The Cowboy Monkey. I promise you… he’s not a member of Astrologydating.com.
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Venus in Pisces, Mars in Virgo: Pinky And The Brain Try Internet Dating



(Venus in Pisces is considered to be an “exalted” placement: full of open-hearted non-judgmental love and willingness to express it. Mars in Virgo is looking to win by analyzing the details. The two positions are opposite each other, and Venus opposition Mars is in full effect now.)

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(SCENE: Late night at Acme Laboratories. In a darkened corner two laboratory mice in a cage are huddled over a tiny little computer, checking out a dating site.)

PINKY: Oy, what about this one, Brain? She seems really nice, and oh look… she likes long walks! That could come in handy. Narf!

BRAIN: Don’t be ridiculous, Pinky. Pay attention to the rest of her ad. “Must be goal-oriented and self sufficient.”

PINKY: Well, that’s you, isn’t it?

BRAIN: That’s a code-phrase for “she’s a gold-digger” Pinky. You know I can’t touch my savings. I need it for a new Death Ray!

PINKY: Oh, okay. Hey, look at this ad! She says she’s easygoing and appreciates being able to relax with a loved one over a glass of fine wine!

BRAIN: She has low standards and a drinking problem. Next!

PINKY: Well, SurferGirl67 likes classical music like you do…

BRAIN: I hate what she’s done with her hair.

PINKY: This one has a fondness for animals…

BRAIN: I am an animal! She’d never be faithful!

PINKY: SunshineLover81 enjoys spending time on the beach and —

BRAIN: –and is an unmotivated skin-cancer candidate.

PINKY: AudreyJ has loved and lost but is ready to try again…

BRAIN: Too many issues with her ex.

PINKY: JJLaRue says she’s wild, spontaneous, and affectionate…

BRAIN: Tramp.

PINKY: IowaHomegirl wants a committed relationship that lines up with her values…

BRAIN: Prude.

PINKY: Narf! You aren’t making this easy, Brain! You’re analyzing everything to death!

BRAIN: (Turns off computer and walks to the edge of the cage, stares off into the distance) Enough of this foolishness! You know what we’re going to do tonight, Pinky?

PINKY: Go out and try to find someone in person, so we can see them for who they really are instead of dismissing them offhandedly based on a few lines of type and a couple of pictures?

BRAIN: No Pinky. We’re going to try to take over the world with my army of remote controlled pigeons I’ve trained to poop on anyone whop dares challenge our dominance. It’s a much more practical and achievable goal.

PINKY: (sighs) I’m lonely.

BRAIN: Shut up Pinky.

(This Thursday on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”:  it’s Astrology: The Pants-Optional Venus And Mars Show.” Click HERE to set a reminder… and bring a date if you like.)

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!

If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer The Universe With Astrology: Romance, Seduction, And Aches And Pains

On the next “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” (Thursday at 10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific) we’ll be covering a lot of ground, and it’s all worth the trip:

HOUR ONE: Listen to my interview with novelist Sara Humpries. The first volume of her “Amoveo” series, Unleashed, is about to hit the shelves, and is the first of a multi-part series. Does writing ability show in a birth chart? A tendency to write romantic fantasy novels? How about that childhood crush on Captain Kirk? And are bigger things coming in the next few months? Have a look at the chart below, listen to the interview, and play along!

THEN: Carrying on with the romance theme, I will be beginning a new twelve-part series…

LET’S ALL SEDUCE SOMEONE WITH ASTROLOGY!

This episode: How to seduce an Aries… man or woman… by Sun, Venus and Mars sign. Listen to this show (and the next eleven), and you’ll be The Most Dangerous Dater on your block.

HOUR TWO: I interview medical astrologer Eileen Nauman about the role of Mercury in the birth chart as it relates specifically to your physical condition. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s more proof that Astrology is probably even more awesome than you realized.

Here’s Sara’s chart… click it, it gets bigger:

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Repairing Your Love Life With Astrology!

Today, on the biggest, bestest episode of “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”:

Hilary Young of Astrologydating.com!

Marguerite Manning, author of “Cosmic Karma”!

…and Christopher Witecki of Soulgarden.tv!

(Oh, and I’ll be there too. And there might be a prize or something. And maybe I’ll send out free stuff to everyone who writes me. You’d better listen in just to make sure.)

Don’t miss it!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Conquer Your Love Life With Astrology!

Tomorrow on “Conquer The Universe with Astrology”… It’s a romance Astrolopalooza! We’re going to take advantage of that Taurus/Scorpio Full Moon and set some romantic intentions! Maybe you want to understand how your birth chart affects your love life. Maybe you want to know what romantic surprises the future holds. Or maybe you just want to know how to seduce an Aries (or a Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius or Pisces) man (or woman). Or maybe you just want to hear me talking astrology with three of the biggest and best names out there…

Hilary Young of Astrologydating.com!

Marguerite Manning, author of “Cosmic Karma”!

…and Christopher Witecki of Soulgarden.tv!

Don’t miss it!

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…
And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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To All The Signs I Loved Before

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: a special trip around the Zodiac with twelve true-life tales of love, romance, tragedy, hilarity, infidelity, comfort, joy, seafood and kitchen appliances. Listen in and see if my experiences with The Twelve Signs match up with yours…

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!

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Astrology And Gender Roles

Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: The Sun and Moon are the traditional rulers of “gender role” in the birth chart. Society’s rules have changed. Has astrology?

Today at  2 PM Eastern (11 AM Pacific)

Plus, as usual… I’ll be taking calls and answering your questions at (323) 443-7252!




Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!


If you’re new to this blog, here’s a sample of my previous shows and blog entries. Enjoy!
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Let’s Get Married (But I Should Ask My Astrologer First)

Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: my guest will be April Elliiot Kent of Big Sky Astrology! She’s a regular contributor to Llewellyn’s “Moon Sign” books, and the author of “Star Guide To Weddings.” So naturally, we’ll be discussing the upcoming New Moon, and the fascinating world of Electional Astrology (especially when it comes to committed relationships). And we’ll also get around to answering your questions live from either the Chat Room or if you call (323) 443-7252!

10 PM Eastern, 7 PM Pacific

Check out my show! If you like what you hear… there’s more to come in the future! Please feel free to drop by and visit my Donations Page. It’s what keeps me going and, and you might just get a surprise…

And yes, I still send free stuff to everyone who writes me!
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