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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Aquarius

matthew currie astrology moon in aquarius(I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. Enjoy!)

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MOON IN AQUARIUS

If you have Moon in Aquarius, you have a wonderfully open and accepting approach to life, which makes you a great companion and a terrible security guard. You don’t handle jealously well, because others can’t tell you who or what you should be… especially given that you may not know those things yourself. Moon in Aquarius has a wonderful ability to empathize with everyone, to the point where you become both the psychotherapist and the guy in the tinfoil hat. You often deal with this by trying to take a step back and logically evaluating your relationships, which may be wise but isn’t terribly romantic. You often stop and ask yourself how you feel about things, and often an answer is ages in coming.

Moon in Aquarius recognizes that all men are brothers, and you are always willing to help your brother out — unless we’re talking about an emergency loan, in which case all men are complete strangers and should go away. Nonetheless, people can (and do) find ways to take advantage of you at times. You are rarely cruel or mean, and can’t usually stand the thought of hurting anyone. This makes you a wonderful friend and a terrible surgeon.

 

THE MOON IN AQUARIUS STORY

“Off with her head!” The Queen commanded as she pointed at Alice. The Queen’s footmen all swarmed on Alice, and she threw up her arms defensively.

Then Alice grabbed several of the footmen and began arranging them in groups of four. “That’s not how it’s played at all” she said to the Queen. Alice then turned to the footmen in the back of the crowd. “Okay, you guys lie down in a pile, face down. Neatly, now.”

“Off with her head!” The Queen shouted, more angrily than before.

“Now that’s no way to run a poker tournament, Your Majesty.” Alice responded. “Here’s how it’s done.” She pointed to the group of four footmen closest to her. “See, I have a pair of eights here. So, Three and Nine, you go stand over there. Now, the two guys at the top of the pile over there? You guys come here.” Puzzled, the two footmen at the top of the pile complied. Alice smiled. “Oh boy! Three of a kind!”

“OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!”

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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Capricorn

matthew currie astrology moon in capricorn(In preparation for my upcoming online course entitled THE MOON AND YOU, I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. Enjoy!)

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MOON IN CAPRICORN

Just as Moon in Sagittarius is the life of the party, Moon in Capricorn is the clean-up crew that necessarily must follow afterwards. You have a reputation for being calm, contained, and maybe a little distant. This is because you have a tremendous depth of feeling that needs to be protected by maintaining emotional self-control. This can either eventually drive yourself or those who care about you completely nuts. Moon in Capricorn often comes across as managing its personal relationships with ruthless efficiency, which may be wise but isn’t terribly romantic.

You usually find one thing, place, or person in which to place your sense of emotional security. If that’s another person, you are probably fairly young (and haven’t learned how untrustworthy humans can be) or fairly old (and have spent most of your life overcoming your suspicions). Your defensiveness can be strangely appealing to other people who enjoy solving emotional mysteries, and can be frustrating as hell to everyone else. Moon in Capricorn strives for emotional self-sufficiency, which is as admirable as it is impossible.

THE MOON IN CAPRICORN STORY

“Tell me my name and you can have your baby!” The little man said.

“It’s Rumpelstiltskin!” the Miller’s Daughter said triumphantly.

Rumpelstiltskin pondered this for a moment, and then removed a contract from his back pocket. “Here you go,” he said as he handed it to her. “Spell it right, otherwise the agreement is void!”

The Miller’s Daughter thought about this for a moment and then filled in the form. Rumpelstiltskin examined it and found that, surprisingly, she had gotten it right.

“Okay then,” he said. “Now all you have to do is find a Notary before midnight to make it legal and binding.”

“But it’s 11:30 at night! And it’s a Saturday!” The Miller’s Daughter shouted in disbelief.

Rumpelstiltskin chuckled. “You shoulda read the fine print on the original agreement, sucker.”

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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Sagittarius

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(In preparation for my upcoming online course entitled THE MOON AND YOU, I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. Enjoy!)

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MOON IN SAGITTARIUS

You are probably what people consider to be “the life of the party.” Unfortunately for you, you also bring that vibe to court hearings and funerals where perhaps that vibe doesn’t belong. People with Moon in Sagittarius are often described as “irrepressible,” and for good reason: there are many times when you can or should be repressed. You are caring and sympathetic and have a hard time seeing other people down or depressed. This makes you a supportive friend and makes you tend to take it far too easy on people who should be considered your enemy. Moon in Sagittarius can become depressed, and on those rare occasions when it does, it throws everything into it.

Moon in Sagittarius often enjoys a wide circle of friends and often takes a playful, fun approach to its closest relationships. This is a problem when your partner gets tired of you always being out playing with your friends. You mean well, of course, but have a hard time understanding that no, we can’t always “just get along.” Moon in Sagittarius functions best in an environment of like-minded individuals, which (in your case) often means children and/or dogs. You often have a gift for seeing the future, which is a good thing, because you don’t pay enough attention to the here and now.

THE MOON IN SAGITTARIUS STORY

“Little pig, little pig, let me in!” The Wolf shouted at the Brick House. After a moment, a silver projectile launched from the upstairs window and landed at the Wolf’s feet. It was a beer can.

“Okay, drink that first!” a voice said from inside.

The Wolf did so, and began to shout again at the House. “Little pig, little pig –“

Another can flew out the window. “Not yet. Keep drinking!” the little voice said from inside the house, where loud dance music soon began thumping.

This process repeated itself for another hour and a half. By the end of the evening, The Big Bad Wolf was inside the brick house, lying on the floor and moaning “I love you guys!” to his new-found friends. He spent most of the night alternately singing and complaining about his lackluster love life to the Three Little Pigs.

The next morning, The Big Bad Wolf awoke before the pigs did, and he promptly ate them.

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The Astrology Of Your Inner Moon Child: Moon In Aries

matthew currie astrology moon in aries(In preparation for my upcoming online course entitled THE MOON AND YOU, I am presenting excerpts about Moon Signs from my book… a brief humorous description, followed by an appropriate Children’s Story. Enjoy!)

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MOON IN ARIES

You enjoy being supportive of the people you care about, and tend to think of yourself as kind of a cheerleader for them. Unfortunately, others often tend to think of you more as a drill sergeant. Your emotional nature is impulsive and dashing, and your impulses often leave you dashing around and running a few people over. You have a lot of love to give, and you’re going to give it right now. Moon in Aries is reasonably vulnerable to emotional bruising, and you probably consider this to be your greatest weakness. The best defence is a strong offence, and you often risk being strongly offensive.

Moon in Aries responds well to competitive games and sports, like boxing, football, or spouse-stealing. This placement can get depressed, but responds well to physical activity like aerobics or chasing after impossible relationships. People with this placement take fierce pride in their children and families, and can always be counted on to join in a brawl with the other parents at a Little League game. Sometimes they invest so much of their identity in their children that the kids end up being the ones who goes off to work to pay the bills while the parent stays at home and cries for candy. Despite all this, they are warm and loving people.

THE MOON IN ARIES STORY

“…And what great big teeth you have!” Red Riding Hood said to the figure under the blankets.

“All the better to EAT you with!” The Big Bad Wolf said as he sprang from the bed. Red Riding Hood quickly crammed her picnic basket into the Wolf’s mouth.

“Listen pal,” she said, “I came here for extra credit on my Senior Home Care courses. I don’t care who you are or what you think you’re doing, but you’re gonna sit down, shut up, and start knitting me a sweater.”

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Change Your Life With The Astrology Of The Moon!

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Once you get past the basics of Sun Sign Astrology, one soon learns the power of The Moon: how it affects your moods, your appetites, your needs, and how it drives your emotional life. But even once you’ve learned those things about how your Moon Sign affects your life… there’s always more!

That’s why Aliza of Moon Pluto Astrology and I are pleased to present:

THE MOON AND YOU

A Guide To Your True Self

We’ll be teaching you the basics and beyond…

-The meaning of the natal Moon in the birth chart. The Sun might be what you want, but The Moon is what you need.

-The meaning of the progressed Moon: how your emotional fulfillment needs change over time, and how you can adapt to those changes.

-Moon phases, and what they mean spiritually, symbolically, and practically.

-New Moons, Full Moons, and Eclipses: the cycles that mark the milestones in your life, and what to expect from them.

-The meaning of the Void of Course Moon — one of astrology’s most useful timing concepts, made easy to use!

-The Secrets of The Vedic Moon: the master clock of your karma.

PLUS: Individual chart work, where aspects to YOUR natal Moon will be discussed!

…and more!

It’s an ideal learning experience for beginners, intermediate students, and beyond! Sign up today and you’ll take part in an online experience that will enrich your understanding of yourself and others, and will make your life a better, smarter, more effective place to live!

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